Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.
Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
The maiden stares in astonishment at what the knight has done, mouth hanging open in obvious shock. It takes her a moment to register what has truly just transpired, finding herself staring dumbly at the now large space between the bars.
It dawns on her that freedom is just outside of those rusty broken things, and for once in a long, agonizingly long, time she finds herself yearning for what lay beyond.
But the fire keeper knows better, and so she turns her head away from the sight. This is her duty, and this cage shall be her domain regardless of prison bars.
Until the day she dies.